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Paul - Head Wrangler
  • Hometown: Missoula, MT
  • Year Hired: 2011
  • What is it you say you do here? Connect the dots.
  • Which Draught Works beer (past or present) do you most relate to? Scepter – Edgy, but I used to be a lot more edgy.
  • What is you favorite Draught Works event? Steamer – Forces me to get into the Christmas Spirit.
  • What drinking sport/game are you best at? Quarters, since I was young.
  • What is your BAC right now? 0.00%
  • Favorite place to drink a Draught Works beer at noon? Kobe
  • What has been your most triumphant moment in life? Coaching my daughters soccer team, and winning our first tournament in Idaho.
  • If I weren’t working here, I’d be. . . A financial analyst on Wall St.
  • If you could have any super power, what would it be? Flying.
  • If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would it be? A dragon – Flying and fire breathing man!
  • What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? Eating Frango mints and watching old movies.
  • How many times have you used Gardetto’s as a meal replacement? WAAY TOO MANY TIMES. . . But, not for a few years now.
  • Who was wasting all of the coffee? Jeff, by not drinking stale day old coffee!
  • If you crash landed on a deserted island, which Draught Worker would you hope was with you? … This answer has been torn from the answer sheet and locked away for safe keeping. . .
Kyle - Head Nose Wiper

    • Hometown: Missoula, MT
    • Year Hired: 2016
    • What is it you say you do here? I make pots of coffee, usually just for me and in the late afternoon.
    • Which Draught Works beer (past or present) do you most relate to? SWOL-y Mammoth, obviously
    • What is you favorite Draught Works event? Christmas Steamer/Beer & Cheese
    • What drinking sport/game are you best at? I excel at shotgunning and eating cheese. Both can be a game if needed.
    • What is your BAC right now? mark it zero dude
    • Favorite place to drink a Draught Works beer at noon? On a chairlift at Snowbowl.
    • What has been your most triumphant moment in life? Competing in the Gelande Quaffing World Championship
    • If I weren’t working here, I’d be. Sitting at the bar here.
    • If you could have any super power, what would it be? The poor of self control, or flight.
    • If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would it be? Aaron Rodgers
    • What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? Clamato beer
    • How many times have you used Gardetto’s as a meal replacement? Never. I strictly adhere to Muscle Milk, obviously
    • Who was wasting all of the coffee? No comment…
    • If you crash landed on a deserted island, which Draught Worker would you hope was with you? Heather. She is fun as hell and likes to cook.
Nicko - Communique Sensai

  • Hometown: Helena, MT
  • Year Hired: 2017
  • What is it you say you do here? I run around shoving my phone in everyone’s face, forcing them to do my bidding and praying they don’t one day just decide to revolt against me.
  • Which Draught Works beer (past or present) do you most relate to? Mountain Mermaid!
  • What is you favorite Draught Works event? Beer & Cheese – I have never missed one, even though I’m lactose intolerant! Beer and cheese belong together. It’s science.
  • What drinking sport/game are you best at? Icing … hehe
  • What is your BAC right now? Currently, its 0.0, but as you can see, that was NOT the case when I typed this (fyi, Nicko wrote this amazing questionnaire and had a small typo in the original).
  • Favorite place to drink a Draught Works beer at noon? Well, I would say anywhere we go Oot & Aboot , but our meetings always last forever and we never get to get to go ’til like 2 P.M.
  • What has been your most triumphant moment in life? Finishing this frickin’ challenging questionnaire, damn what was I thinking?
  • If I weren’t working here, I’d be. Probably managing my own business, changing peoples lives, saving puppies. . .The usual.
  • If you could have any super power, what would it be? I would be a shape-shifter and experience life through the perspective of animals and others.
  • If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would it be? A jigglypuff! She’s charming AF, but she’ll whoop ya ass…
  • What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? Cheese… & pizza. What can I say? You want what you can’t have.
  • How many times have you used Gardetto’s as a meal replacement? …Before or after I started working here?
  • Who was wasting all of the coffee? Definitely not me!
  • If you crash landed on a deserted island, which Draught Worker would you hope was with you? Ryan! He is fricken’ handy and I feel he could dazzle me with awesome info. for years!
Scout - Hall Monitor/Morale Shaman

  • Hometown: Heaven
  • Year Hired: 2011
  • What is it you say you do here? I provide the best moral support and clean up floor crumbs while looking adorable, receiving belly rubs, and breathing loudly.
  • Which Draught Works beer (past or present) do you most relate to? Daywalker American Red Ale, because of my floofy red coat!
  • What is you favorite Draught Works event? breakfast burrito days
  • What drinking sport/game are you best at? Splashing water about! 
  • What has been your most triumphant moment in life? That time I belly-crawled into the taproom to see all my friends! I miss them so much when they are gone!
  • If I weren’t working here, I’d be. At home playing with my working dog friends, Sam and Sadie!
  • If you could have any super power, what would it be? Telekinesis to put all the snacks into my mouth!
  • If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would it be? A Doug!
  • What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? little sausages, chasing rabbits, bacon, floor crumbs and seaweed paper snacks!
  • How many times have you used Gardetto’s as a meal replacement? As many times as the humans will let me.
  • Who was wasting all of the coffee? Doug – I saw it.
  • If you crash landed on a deserted island, which Draught Worker would you hope was with you? All the ones who give me hallway pets!
Jeff - Patio Mister Technician/Pistachio Shell Generator

 

  • Hometown: Miles City, MT
  • Year Hired: 2011
  • What is it you say you do here? Refill paper towel dispensers, work on my stand-up routine, unclog p-traps, come up with ideas we shouldn’t afford, have friendly arguments with Head Brewer Kyle, walk really fast and point at thinks while whispering to myself.
  • Which Draught Works beer (past or present) do you most relate to? Scepter IPA … “I’m all about those hops, bout those hops…”
  • What is you favorite Draught Works event? Christmas Steamer. Very unique to the area, brings in lots of families, everyone’s in a great mood and true holiday spirit… snow or shine!
  • What drinking sport/game are you best at? Retired and frankly was never good at any of them.
  • What is your BAC right now? Coffee
  • Favorite place to drink a Draught Works beer at noon? On a chairlift somewhere in the middle of Montana (p.s. I suck at skiing, but a beer while skiing is tough to beat), or on a raft (p.s. rafting is always cool)
  • What has been your most triumphant moment in life? Getting through this morning with three kids!!! Seriously
  • If I weren’t working here, I’d be. A stay at home dad and an amazing personal chef for my family.
  • If you could have any super power, what would it be? Listen to people’s thoughts. Constant entertainment!
  • If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would it be? A centaur. A kind of sleep-on-your couch, your wife doesn’t totally approve, not great hygene, life of the party, you kids love his “horse” play, backwards hat, tank-top-wearing centaur.
  • What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? Steak fat, charred and covered in Lowry’s.
  • How many times have you used Gardetto’s as a meal replacement? It is a supplement … kidding ~ 250
  • Who was wasting all of the coffee? Certainly not me!
  • If you crash landed on a deserted island, which Draught Worker would you hope was with you? Katie Seaman. She’d be like the little boy from Jurassic Park and I’d be her Dr. Grant. She’d talk constantly, ask lots of questions, have lots of ideas and never let me get bored. Laugh a little, cry a little, but in the end we’d both be survivors.
Katie - Sales Ninja/Brewfest Equipment Chauffeur

Katie

  • Hometown: Missoula, MT
  • Year Hired: 2017
  • What is it you say you do here? Sales of all beer outside the umbrella that is 915 Toole Ave.
  • Which Draught Works beer (past or present) do you most relate to? 2 AM Beauty Queen – I feel most pretty at closing time!
  • What is you favorite Draught Works event? Four Play. It’s literally the ONLY reason I like Valentine’s Day.
  • What drinking sport/game are you best at? 1, 2, 3, DRINK!
  • What is your BAC right now? 0.075%
  • Favorite place to drink a Draught Works beer at noon? At some account in whatever city I happen to be in that day.
  • What has been your most triumphant moment in life? Jan 10th, 2017 @ 6pm. . .
  • If I weren’t working here, I’d be. . . A NASA test subject on spending months on end without getting out of bed.
  • If you could have any super power, what would it be? Teleportation. It would be make traveling the state MUCH easier!
  • If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would it be? A Pegasus unicorn. Who couldn’t use a flying horse with a spike on it’s head for protection?
  • What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? Hallmark Christmas movies!
  • How many times have you used Gardetto’s as a meal replacement? About 90, or approximately 2x a week since I started.
  • Who was wasting all of the coffee? Brew floor employees FOR SURE!
  • If you crash landed on a deserted island, which Draught Worker would you hope was with you? Ilona! She’s definitely the only one that could remain level headed enough to keep us alive for any chance of rescue.
Heather - Human Calculator/Reckoner

  • Hometown: Billings, MT
  • Year Hired: 2014
  • What is it you say you do here? Count the beans baby and hold the cleaning shit together 🙂
  • Which Draught Works beer (past or present) do you most relate to? Probably I Yam What I Yam (Sweet Potato Brown Ale)
  • What is you favorite Draught Works event? Christmas Party or Customer Appreciation Day … #1 – Christmas Party
  • What drinking sport/game are you best at? beer pong
  • What is your BAC right now? Probably zero unfortunately … I will change that at 4 P.M. today.
  • Favorite place to drink a Draught Works beer at noon? My desk 🙂 or really anywhere in the building… even the bathroom is cool!
  • What has been your most triumphant moment in life? Finally getting a job that I absolutely love and NEVER want to leave… unless I meet a sugar daddy 🙂
  • If I weren’t working here, I’d be. Laying on a beach somewhere that my sugar daddy is paying for everything
  • If you could have any super power, what would it be? To be awesome with nunchucks and kick some ass
  • If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would it be? I want a liger or griffin.
  • What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? Dark chocolate and a glass of Apothic Dark
  • How many times have you used Gardetto’s as a meal replacement? Too man – can’t eat them to this day.
  • Who was wasting all of the coffee? Scout & Doug
  • If you crash landed on a deserted island, which Draught Worker would you hope was with you? Whoever our most redneck survivalist staff person is… I will find that out before I crash 🙂